Joke of the Day: At the Hotel with My Mistress
Everyone needs a moment of relaxation to break the routine. And what better way to lighten the mood than with a good joke? Here’s one for you:
Yesterday, I found myself in a rather awkward situation. I had decided to go to a hotel with my mistress for some alone time. However, as fate would have it, when we arrived at the entrance, I saw my father-in-law’s car parked there.
In that moment, all desire vanished, and I knew that if he saw me, I would definitely have some serious problems. So, I quickly explained to my mistress that it was impossible for us to stay and enjoy our time together. Naturally, she left feeling upset.
Feeling frustrated, I made my way back home. But my frustration got the best of me, and I ended up breaking both mirrors of my own car. The next day, I went to see my father-in-law, thinking I could have a good laugh about the fact that his car had no mirrors. But to my surprise, he was really upset.
Curious, I asked him, “What’s wrong? You seem upset.” And he replied, “How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors!”
Next Joke: Dad, I Want to Get Married!
Now, let’s move on to another joke that’s guaranteed to make you smile:
“Dad, I want to get married!” I announced excitedly one day.
But instead of a congratulatory response, my dad simply said, “First, apologize!”
Confused, I asked him, “But why? What did I do?”
Insistently, my dad repeated, “You need to apologize!”
Baffled, I pleaded, “Please, just give me a reason!!!”
And with a twinkle in his eye, my dad replied, “First, apologize.”
Feeling desperate to understand the situation, I sighed and said, “Okay, dad… I’m sorry!”
To my surprise, my dad grinned and declared, “Perfect! Now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!”
And there you have it, a couple of lighthearted jokes to brighten up your day and bring a smile to your face. Don’t forget to share these with your friends and loved ones who could use a good laugh too!
