Johnny Farts In The Classroom
Little Johnny was having a hard time holding it in and accidentally let out a loud fart in the classroom. This made his teacher really upset, and she promptly threw him out:
Sitting outside the classroom, Johnny couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
Just then, the principal was walking by and noticed Johnny sitting there, laughing uncontrollably.
The principal asked,
“Little Johnny, what are you doing out here laughing?”
Johnny replied,
“I farted in the class and the teacher kicked me out.”
Curious, the principal asked,
“Well then, why are you laughing?”
Still chuckling, Johnny said,
“Because the silly teacher threw me out, and now I get to enjoy this beautiful, fresh air while they’re all stuck inside smelling my fart!”
