Johnny Farts In The Classroom

Little Johnny was having a hard time holding it in and accidentally let out a loud fart in the classroom. This made his teacher really upset, and she promptly threw him out:

Sitting outside the classroom, Johnny couldnโ€™t help but burst into laughter.

Just then, the principal was walking by and noticed Johnny sitting there, laughing uncontrollably.

The principal asked,

โ€œLittle Johnny, what are you doing out here laughing?โ€

Johnny replied,

โ€œI farted in the class and the teacher kicked me out.โ€

Curious, the principal asked,

โ€œWell then, why are you laughing?โ€

Still chuckling, Johnny said,

โ€œBecause the silly teacher threw me out, and now I get to enjoy this beautiful, fresh air while theyโ€™re all stuck inside smelling my fart!โ€