Boss Shouting To The Little Johnny

Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny, come to my office right now…”

Little Johnny: “Yes, sir!”

Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?”

Little Johnny: “Yes, sir! The customer is always right.”

Boss: “So, what were you arguing about with that customer?”

Little Johnny: “He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir!”

Boss: “That rascal! What did you say to him?”

Little Johnny: “I told him he’s right.”

A Teacher Explains Biology

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She shares that humans are the only animals who can stutter.

A little girl in the back raises her hand and says, “No ma’am, I had a cat who stuttered.”

The teacher, knowing how sweet these stories are, asked her to explain.

The little girl stands up and shares, “Well, we had this big tabby cat that liked to annoy the rottweiler next door. One day, the rottweiler got loose and jumped the fence.”

She continued, “My cat said, ‘fff, fff, fff’, but before she could finish, bang! The rottweiler ate her.”


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