A Wife Packing Bags For 10 Years
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” asks the surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $500 in cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man thought about that for a moment, then started packing his own bags.
“What do you think you’re doing?” she screamed.
“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
Once, an old lady was about to park her car when a young man in his flashy red Mercedes sped around her and took her spot.
Fuming, the old lady walked up to him and declared,
“I was going to park there!”
The young man, full of himself, responded with a grin,
“That’s what you can do when you’re young and quick.”
