A Wife Casually Calls Her Husband
One afternoon, a wife decides to give her husband a call at his office.
Wife: Hi, how are you?
Husband: I’m fine!
Wife: What did you have for lunch today?
Husband: Can’t you ask something else? You always have such silly questions like what did I eat, what dress am I wearing, who did I meet, what song did I listen to, etc.!
Wife: Oh, okay! Then tell me, how should the Central Bank combat inflation with minimal intervention in the Money Markets? And what role should the Finance Ministry play in controlling inward and outward remittances?
Meanwhile, Little Johnny would bring a pretzel daily from his uncle’s bakery for his new teacher instead of an apple. What happens next is truly hilarious.
The teacher would always thank Little Johnny for giving her the pretzel.
But one day she said, “Johnny, the pretzels are very good, but do you think your uncle can make them without salt?”
From then on, the pretzels had no salt in them.
Every day, Little Johnny would bring pretzels that were salt-free.
After a few days, the teacher felt she might be making it hard for Johnny’s uncle to make pretzels without salt, especially for her. So, she said to Johnny, “Little Johnny, I hope it’s not too much work for your uncle to make pretzels without salt for me?”
Little Johnny replied, “Oh no. He doesn’t make them without salt. I lick the salt off.”
