Go ahead, close the tab. Seriously, just abandon this article right now. I mean, do you really want to sit through an entire blog post about a riddle involving Kiwis and Apples? Spoiler alert: It’s as thrilling as watching paint dry. But, you’re still here, aren’t you? Let’s get started then, since you’ve made it this far.

Alright, my dear reluctant reader, let’s dive into the enigmatic, fruit-filled world of the Kiwi and Apple Riddle. It’s no ordinary riddle, but one that combines the curious world of emojis and the once-dreaded math class. If you flunked math or just barely scraped by, don’t worry. This isn’t a graded quiz (or is it?).

The Kiwi Conundrum

We begin our journey with the first equation: + + = 18. Now, without descending into a panic-induced frenzy, you might have figured out that each Kiwi emoji equals 6. Three Kiwis make 18? So each Kiwi must be saying, ‘I’m worth 6!’. There you have it — kiwi problem solved, and no calculator needed. But don’t get too smug; we’re just getting warmed up.

The Apple Affair

Next comes our second equation: + = 12. Again, this should not induce any stressful flashbacks to high school algebra. Simply divide 12 by 2, which means each delightfully green apple stands for the magical number 6. Coincidence that they match the Kiwis? Maybe. Maybe not. That’s for you to ponder in your spare time. But right now, high five yourself! We’ve tamed the fruit emoji beast.

The Epic Showdown — Final Calculation

Here comes the mother of all fruity equations, the one that separates the casual observer from the master riddle-solver. This is Isaac Newton’s fallen apple meets a tropical Kiwi beach party times a mathematical marathon:

( × ) ÷ + = ?

Let’s break it down like a fruit salad, chunk by chunk.

First, plug in the values we’ve cheerfully deduced:

(6 × 6) ÷ 6 + 6

Simple enough to start — (6 × 6) is 36. Now, 36 ÷ 6 neatly gives us 6. Finally, 6 + 6 concludes our fruity journey with 12. Crunchy numbers and juiciness galore!

There you have it, my dear riddle enthusiast. You’ve solved the Kiwi and Apple Riddle with fabulous aplomb. So if you’re still reading down here, despite my desperate attempts to convince you otherwise, I just want to say thank you for sticking with me on this wild, fruity ride.