A cow, an ant, and an old fart are in a friendly debate about which one of them is the greatest.

The cow proudly states,

“I give 20 quarts of milk every day. That makes me the greatest!”

Next up, the ant claims,

“I work tirelessly day and night, all through summer and winter. I can carry 52 times my own weight, and that’s why I am the greatest!”

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If you are in need of a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place. The following story is bound to brighten your day.

A husband and wife are attending a lengthy church ceremony. The wife finds it exceedingly boring and soon falls asleep.

The husband, noticing this, nudges her to wake her up.

Just then, the preacher asks a question about the event that led the Israelites to freedom from slavery in Egypt. Startled awake, the woman blurts out,

“The Almighty!” before dozing off again.

As the ceremony continues, the husband tries to wake her up again just as the preacher asks another question about the one who sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins.

Sleepily, the woman mutters, “Jesus Christ!”

When the preacher posed another question, the husband pokes her for the third time.

Unfortunately, his timing couldn’t be worse as the question was, “What did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their last child?”

Fed up and annoyed, the wife snaps at her husband: “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll snap it in half.”

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