Well, well, well. Look who stumbled upon this article. You must have some extra time on your hands if you’re checking this out. But hey, stick around; I promise you won’t regret it. Unless, of course, you’re allergic to a little truth sprinkled with a delightful dash of sass.

Sign #1: People Actually Listen When You Talk

Oh darling, if people are pausing their ever-so-busy lives to hear what you have to say, guess what? You’ve made it. Think about it: in a world saturated with TikToks, tweets, and endless Netflix recommendations, the fact that someone’s attention is on you is nothing short of a miracle. If your opinion isn’t just like another leaf in the wind, then honey, you’re soaring high already.

Sign #2: You’ve Received a Complaint or Two

Wait, what? Complaints? Am I nuts? No, I’m Henry, nice to meet you. And yes, complaints are a sign of success. If people are taking the time out of their oh-so-busy schedules to whine about you, it means they care enough to notice you. And let’s be honest, nobody complains about someone irrelevant. Congratulations, you’re causing ripples. Revel in it!

Sign #3: You’ve Got Options

Ever caught yourself pondering which project to tackle next? Or maybe deciding between two tantalizing job offers? The luxury to choose is a monumental sign that you’re absolutely crushing it. Options mean you’re desirable. Options mean you’re in demand. So next time you whine about not knowing which path to take, remember, some people aren’t even invited to the dance.

Sign #4: You’ve Stumbled, but Kept Going

Listen up, buttercup. Failure is as much a part of the success recipe as flour is to baking. If you’ve had setbacks and yet, here you are—reading this article with the hopes of validation—you’ve already won half the battle. Resilience is the name of the game, and if you’ve got that, you’re gold.

Sign #5: You’ve Outgrown Some People

Yeah, this one’s a bit bittersweet. Ever hit that moment when you realize some people just aren’t on your wavelength anymore? Or perhaps you’ve moved on from those draining friendships that once suffocated you. It may sting a bit, but darling, it’s an indicator of growth. Outgrowing people means you’re evolving, and evolution is success in its rawest form.

Now, if by some miracle, you’ve made it this far, I have to say, I’m impressed—and not solely by your impeccable taste in authors. The truth is, success isn’t some grand scale the world has concocted. It’s nuanced, personal, and often hiding in plain ol’ sight.

So the next time you’re doubting your victories, take a moment to consider these subtle yet profound signs. Because if you recognize these, then my friend, you’re doing far better than you give yourself credit for. Maybe it’s time to pop open that bottle of bubbly, eh?

With a wink and a glass raised,Henry