When I Grow Up, I Want to Be Like Mommy

According to the mom in question, there’s another explanation for this racy drawing that her daughter handed in to the preschool teacher…

This was the note her daughter brought into school the next day.

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington

Here are 10 original funny jokes for you:

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  5. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
  6. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”!
  7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
  8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts!
  9. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
  10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!


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