This is why you should avoid arguing with a gay flight attendant.
When the gay flight attendant asked her to raise her tray, a very well-dressed woman on this person’s trip declined. Instead, she displayed some quite unpleasant conduct, but how the flight attendant handled her sass had everyone in stitches.
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My flight was being serviced by a clearly gay flight attendant who was outrageously camping it up. As he delivered food and drinks, he managed to put everyone in a happy mood.
He came swishing down the aisle as the jet was about to land and told us:
“Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be great.”
He observed an extraordinarily well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle on his way back up the aisle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over the din of those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your tray so the main man could pitty-pat us on the back.”
She turned her head calmly and stated, “In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take no orders from anyone.”
Without taking a beat, the flight attendant responded:
“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, girl.”
We didn’t see this coming, did you? 🙂
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